Some say that sauciers take themselves too seriously, but you scoff at the very notion. By all rights, other people ought to hold you in HIGHER regard. You’ve spent your life developing and perfecting the most delectable spells known to man, and you aren’t afraid to say so. Nothing can pull a party (or a sauce) together like a touch of magic, and you have that in spades. It took you years of study, under one of the great masters of the craft, to perfect that half-whirling-half-twisting motion of your wooden spoon-wand that works so effectively. And you’re willing to show it off at the slightest provocation. 

October 6, 2017